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YOU'VE GOT MALE

from FUNK SIMULATOR 99 by Arison Cain

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lyrics

My old lady's out of town
And the kids are sound asleep
Got the house all to myself
And I start to feel the heat

I lock the office door and find my cushioned seat
Sit down at the desk and start-up my machine

I double click the little icon on the screen
Let the modem dial, this’ll take a while
I’m loading up a freaky scene

The lights are low but the monitor glows
Like a lamp post on the street
And it’s wham bam, thank you, ma’am
Hot damn, I’m dancing to a brand new beat

I'm in the chat room living it up
I got digital friends, and I need to pretend
I can feel their physical touch

I’m in the chat room gettin’ it on
My keyboard taps going clickity-clack
I'm online till the break of dawn
Getting nasty while my wife is gone

AngelBaby69
I wanna funk you down
I typed "love" in the search bar
And it was you I found

Sparks were starting to fly
Right before you signed out
I think you might be a guy
But I don't wanna find out

I'm in the chat room living it up
I got digital friends, and I need to pretend
I can feel their physical touch

I’m in the chat room gettin’ it on
My keyboard taps going clickity-clack
I'm online till the break of dawn
Getting nasty while my wife is gone

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I'm in the chat room living it up
I got digital friends, and I need to pretend
I can feel their physical touch

I’m in the chat room gettin’ it on
My keyboard taps going clickity-clack
I'm online till the break of dawn
Getting nasty while my wife is...

"I'm home"

credits

from FUNK SIMULATOR 99, released August 23, 2019
Additional vocals provided by David Bova, Caitlan Murphy, Hannah Rogers and Oz

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Arison Cain Long Beach, California

Hi, I'm Arison Cain.

I live by the philosophy that one great song can change the world, or at least the world that each of us is living in right now.

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